Jeffrey Burquist was born in a small country called China. His two dads and 5 siblings migrated here to the states when he was 2 months old. Life was different here to say at the least for the young man. However, it was this change that Burquist says, “If it wasn’t for my move from China to where I’m at today, I reckon, I wouldn’t be here today.” He spoke his first word, ‘internet’, at the age of 3. No one knew what this word meant at the time because the concept hadn’t even been thought of yet, but perhaps it was his symbolic way of saying, “I’m gonna change the world.”

Top 5 Movies:
1) The Shawshank Redemption 2) Goodfellas 3) Jurassic Park 4) Forrest Gump 5) Arguably the most influential film of the last decade, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

The self-proclaimed "Genius", "Master of All Things Great", and "Non-Partisan Voter", John is a breath of fresh air in the stank and pungent world that is IVFilms. The mastermind behind all the evil plans to take over the world that IVFilms will soon bring to light, John enjoys taking long walks on the desert, and watching the sun burn his retinas. Not an evil mastermind (though he has been scene at Evil-Doers social gatherings). John has founded a program called EH (Editor's Haven) for those that are tired of being abused by their movie making counterparts. Having hope for the future of mankind, he holds to the fact that he is the question to "Life, the Universe, and Everything" and maintains his position as it.

He has been heard reciting Latin Phrases such as "Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?" "Cave canem, te necet lingendo" and "E pluribus unum", John also holds that the IV in IVFilms stands for in vitro, and not Imperial Valley. Hoping to one day surpass his greatest fear of being licked to death by a dog, John spends most of his time sitting in front of his computer coming up with a pointless short Autobiography about himself and coming up with pointless short biographies for those who do not do likewise.

Having once had possession of the Ring of Power, John bartered it to Gollum for some fresh fish, and still claims he got the better deal. Not being all that satisfied with his role he will play at the end of the world, John hopes that one day he will reach a point in his life where he can stop training evil-doers, and join the ranks of the EMMAATW (Evil Mastermind Members of America And The World) to truly unite all the evil people under one banner and call them his own. Over the course of IVFilms, John has been Axed, Possessed, Stabbed, Stabbed again, Shot, Mauled alive, Shot again, been Cursed with bad luck, Possessed again, and Shot again. One might wonder how he keeps coming back to life, but that is not for those who wonder to know.

Also, John wishes people would learn to dial 1+ the area code and stop calling him while trying to reach CSU Long Beach. John can on rare occasion be heard shouting "Final Cut Who?" to the Mac editors that think they are better than he is. John also holds much power over IVFilms, as he can deface their Bios anytime he wants, and there is nothing they can do about it.

Josh is an inverted fellow who is forced to spend most of the day indoors for fear of being approached by giddy schoolgirls and effeminate men in search of an autograph who often justly mistake him for Orlando Bloom. People who have met him have described him as, “strange,” “eccentric,” and “one of a kind.” But most often people note that he has a certain aura around him which emanates a feeling that is hard to express with words, but can be described as, “an essence of pure genius that hovers about him.” People have been known to have followed him for miles on end for no other reason than to drink up his quintessential form.
It is rumored that Josh has a limited ability of being able to see the future, a modern phenomenon which, in ordinary terms, can only be explained as having an abnormal gift of anticipation and foresight. When once asked if this rumor was true, Josh replied, “no,” yet his reply was given before the question was asked. His charms and personality are not only irresistible to rich beautiful foreign women, but he is also known to have had to fight off effeminate men on more than one occasion. Wikipedia also reports that Josh has attracted more than a few lesbian women “to the other team.”
Taking into account the fact that he is also known for attracting exotic creatures such as opossums, red crested crows, and dolphins in even the middle of the hottest and driest deserts on Earth, it would be safe to make the claim that Josh is perhaps the most fascinating and extraordinary person on the planet. Yet when asked to describe himself in one sentence in a Time magazine interview, Josh humbly replied, “I’m different.”

Jordan Menvielle is by far the most brilliant mind involved in IV Films.  He 
has been looked down upon for many different reasons such as the music he 
listens to, his humor (which no one seems to understand), and many other 
reasons which he will not disclose in fear of being tracked down by his 
enemies.  But he got sweet revenge on some other members by locking them in 
a small room while filming and leaving them there until they had to call 
their mom and ask her to tell him to open it (how pathetic).
 
Ever since its existence Jordan has held fast to the idea that he is nothing 
more than a slave to these despicable savages.  They beat him, mock him, and 
beat him some more; yet Jordan, the  brave young man has held fast to the 
dream that one day he will be treated equally, and he will actually be 
recognized for all that he has done to IV Films.
 
Let it be known that Jordan Menvielle is a good man; all these people owe a 
debt of gratitude to this man because there would not be an IV Films without 
him and his great idea’s.  He is the one who keeps these savages in line, 
and when they get lost in the wilderness while on long hikes/drives, he is 
the one who takes charge and leads them to safety (unless there is a huge 
dog running straight toward Justin, then he just watches and smiles 
anticipating what will happen next).  He is their only hope of success and 
though none will admit it, they all know it.

I am the unsung hero of this amateur freak show. I am the soul of their filthy, corrupted, contemptuous, sex-crazed body. But this is not a biography of my life and times, or a superficial and phony representation of myself, like the other disgusting, shallow, and deceitful lies you have read from the members of the tribe. Nor is it praise for my fellow filmmakers, but rather the extreme opposite. My mission here is to write the TRUTH. So everybody listen up to this unfortunate reality, for it might save your life. DO NOT BE FOOLED by the external harmlessness of JUSTIN BURQUIST, for underneath that innocent smile, you will find a deeply disturbed, sadistic, woman-hating psychopath. How that ancient cliché, rings ever so true, “Don't judge a book by its cover.” And on Justin's book cover you will find the presentation to be something of complete dorkiness, suggestive retardation, and pre-pubescent naivety. He is an Oscar worthy performer. The man loves to drink the BLOOD of puppies. When we're making his movie, in between the scenes he makes me pour cheetah urine down his chest demanding I sing the theme song of Pinocchio. He doesn't even appreciate the lengths I have to go through to find a cheetah. JEFFREY BURQUIST uses his ravishing good looks and charm to successfully seduce me. There is a look that he gives me that should be illegal, even punishment by death, on the grounds that this bewitching spell he casts is the equivalence of the most destructive, deadly, lethal drug. JOHN MENVIELLE has been stalking me endlessly, ever since I complimented him on his special effects in MDA. He is camping out on my lawn this very moment, waiting for me to go to bed so he can watch me sleep. JOSHUA MENVIELLE is the only sane person out of the whole bunch. Well, in comparison. He likes to show me his genital birthmark, claiming it looks like Jim Carrey. SARA PYLE is a woman. Enuff said. JORDAN MENVIELLE, ALEX PEREZ, JIMMY MAINAS, TONY ESPINO, DESIREE PIEROS, ADRIAN ARAGUAS, don't actually exist, but they are a sick invention from the warped, twisted, minds of these dangerous filmmakers. So AUDIENCE BEWARE, and forever remember this confession from me, for I may not be alive tomorrow!

“Genius” “Innovative” “Sophisticated” “Masterful” “Intelligent” “Endless Talent”
There are so many words that can be used to describe some of Alex’s favorite filmmakers. As to the man himself, Alex is a journeyman, always game for any role that is offered his way. An idea man whose ideas are never used, a man with such profound wisdom, it almost seems like those around him never know what he is talking about. A man…who is getting tired of referring to himself in the third person. :) I enjoy being on set offering constructive (some would disagree) criticism and advice and also lightening up the mood by joking and messing around. I’ve been waiting patiently for one of my ideas to be deemed worthy enough to be put to film. I don’t know how long I’ve been pestering Justin to make a comedy. Hmm, actually some would argue all of Justin’s films could be considered…nah that’s too easy. In the end, I consider myself more of a writer than an actor, a view easy to agree with were you to see me act in any of IVFilms’ films. I’m looking forward to seeing what the future holds for IVFilms—and if you heard some of the ideas being thrown around, you’d be too. In the actual films themselves, I hate to die and I’m always looking for a way to keep my character alive just in case there is ever a sequel. I got my wish with Shava Asana. Now where’s that sequel??